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When it comes to gift swapping games like White Elephant, Yankee Swap, or Nasty Christmas, the master gifters must first forget everything they know about holiday gifting.
Gone are the cashmere scarves, Belgian chocolates, and those porcelain baby angel figurines Aunt Sharon collects. In their place, Ron Swanson’s Pyramid of Greatness, cookbooks punctuated by expletives, life-size cardboard cut-outs of your face, and door stoppers with “HODOR” emblazoned upon them.
Gift swaps reward the niche, novel, and irreverent, with bonus points going to those who can check the boxes of funny and useful. So, below, we rounded up 55 last-minute gifts that are perfectly primed for this occasion, and, admittedly, perhaps no other.
Most of these items are available with expedited shipping, and some should arrive within a few days’ time, so don’t stress too hard about your last-minute shopping – just remember that the sooner you order, the better your chances of a timely arrival.
Below, you’ll find 55 of the best last-minute White Elephant gifts under $50 on the internet.
Looking for more gift ideas? Check out all of Insider Picks’ holiday gift guides for 2018 here.
A parody cookbook
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook, available on Amazon, $14.05
Useful, funny, unexpected, and – dare we say it – provocative … this spoof cookbook is one of the best conversation starters and White Elephant gifts under $15 you’re likely to find.
A funny meme-inspired card game for adults
What Do You Meme Game, available on Uncommon Goods and Amazon, $30
What Do You Meme is the second wave of whatever Cards Against Humanity was – and it’s really fun. The game is currently backordered on Uncommon Goods until December 27, so order from Amazon if your exchange is before Christmas.
A 2019 calendar celebrating only the cringe-worthy awkwardness of timeless family photos
Awkward Family Photos 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar, available on Amazon, $13.49
Matching outfits, terrible stage direction, and a collection of 365 photos that will make you recoil in either recognition or secondhand embarrassment.
A calendar of dog-shaming photos
Dog-Shaming 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar, available on Amazon, $11.53
Whether they also have a dog whose diet consists of chair legs, car keys, and their favorite pair of slippers, they’ll get a kick out of this dog-shaming calendar.
Note: Expected to arrive after Christmas.
An adult coloring book full of swear words
Maybe Swearing Will Help: Adult Coloring Book, available on Amazon, $7.24
Adult coloring has had a resurgence in recent years as a great de-stressor (Kate Middleton is a fan). But before then, humans used swearing as the next best thing. Why not pair the two together for a truly balanced catharsis?
An PopSocket Pickle Rick from “Rick and Morty”
PopSockets Pickle Rick Phone Stand, available on PopSockets, $15
Know a fan of “Rick and Morty”? They will love this Pickle Rick PopSocket from one of the show’s most recognizable episodes.
A pillow that immortalizes their best friend (who isn’t you)
Custom Pet Pillow, available on Canvas Pop, from $39
If you’re shopping for a pet parent, you can probably stop here. Not many novelty gifts are guaranteed a prominent spot in your friend’s apartment, but this one probably won’t leave the living-room couch. Plus, in the days of dog and cat Instagrams, it’s not too hard to find your own mini album of options.
Note: Expected to arrive after Christmas.
A gift that immortalizes their best friend (who is you)
Three-Foot Customized Big Heads Cardboard Face Cutout, available on Amazon, from $44.99
Michael Scott once said that gifts were great because you can point to them and say “Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.” This gift also says “I love you this huge.”
Porcelain dinner plates that celebrate the fact that beards feed themselves, like Venus Flytraps
Food In My Beard Face Plates. Set of Two, available on Uncommon Goods, $25
In a stroke of pure genius, “Food In My Beard Face Plates” were born. Have a friend who’s got a Civil War, Lumberjack, or 19th-century Russian author beard that’s known to take a few accidental morsels home with him? Say no more.
Socks that mimic some of the most famous paintings in history
Chalier Famous Painting Socks, 4-Pack, available on Amazon, $15.99
Klimt, Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Munch – the gangs all here. Whether they’re an art buff or just love socks that are fun but still functional, these are a great $10 gift to tack on.
A punny breakfast bowl that works especially well for horror fans
Cereal Killer Bowl, available on Etsy, $22
This handmade ceramic bowl is punny on its own, but it will go over especially well with any true-crime or horror fans in your life.
A saint candle with your friend’s face on it — or their pet’s
Custom Prayer Candle, available on Etsy, from $22.50
You tell your friends you love and respect them, but what have you done to prove it lately?
A gimmicky present they’ll actually wind up using
Pueen Nail Polish Holder Ring, available on Jet, $2.88
If you’ve ever painted your nails, you can sympathize with the hassle of finding a safe spot for an open bottle of gooey, brightly colored polish to hang out while you work. This $3 nail polish holder looks gimmicky, but it’s actually useful.
A kitchen towel that has a chart of beer and food pairings on it
Beer and Food Pairing Guide Towel, available on Uncommon Goods, $14
If they’re the friend who will be brewing beer in their garage in a few months, urge along the process with this beer and food pairing towel. It’ll give them great ideas for foods they may want to cook to complement beers they already have, or vice versa.
An SNL-inspired parody hat
Make Kanye 2006 Again Hat, available at Etsy, $15.99
Perfect for the friend who loves the “old Kanye” and may be having a small personal crisis in 2018.
Prison Mike exercise headbands, in homage to “The Office”
Prison Mike Headbands, available on Etsy, $9.99
The “Prison Mike” phenomena began with the quote “Do you think doing alcohol is cool?” and get better from there. These headbands are built for exercise, meaning they stay put and wick sweat – perfect for your misfit softball league.
A Nicolas Cage activity book
“Snake Eyes: A Nicolas Cage Activity Book”, available on Amazon, $10.40
Join this Snake Eyes version of Nicolas Cage on puzzles, games, coloring pages, and “the best of times.”
A book full of serious scientific answers to far-fetched hypothetical questions
“What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions”, available on Amazon, $13.99
Randall Munroe is best known for his cult-favorite stick-figure drawings about science, technology, language, and love. In this book, he gives fans serious scientific answers to the hypothetical questions people ask him. The hilarious answers are the results of stacks of declassified military research memos, differential equations, and interviews with nuclear reactor operators, and are accompanied by his signature comics.
A Game of Thrones cookbook with a foreword from George R.R. Martin
A Feast of Ice and Fire: The Official Game of Thrones Cookbook, available on Amazon, $27.96
For the Game of Thrones fan, nothing tops a cookbook with a foreword from George R.R. Martin and a bunch of recipes that bring feasts at Winterfell and lemon cake with Sansa Stark closer to reality.
A baking pan that makes edible cookie spoons
Cookie Spoon Pan, available on Uncommon Goods, $18
What’s more fun than dipping cookies in milk? Replacing all the silverware in your home with cutlery made out of cookies like a second grader who became president for a day.
The best Game of Thrones fandom gift you’re likely to find
Hodor Doorstop, available on Etsy, $24
No spoilers here, but your “Game of Thrones”-obsessed friends will probably consider this wooden block with a nonsensical word embossed upon it as one of the best gifts they get this year.
A funny choose-your-own-adventure cookbook
What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?: The Answers to Life’s Everyday Question, available on Amazon, $9
This popular cookbook was derived from the website of the same name, and it’s a choose-your-own-adventure book of 50 solid meal ideas for the nights when they have no clue what to make.
A binge-watching survival kit for the deep Netflix rabbit holes
Pinch Provisions Binge-Watching Survival Kit, available on Barnes and Noble, $19.95
This binge-watching survival kit is especially perfect for the friend who’s always complaining about the thinly-veiled disapproval in Netflix’s “Are you still watching?” notification.
A card game that has you anonymously answer the question “who’s the most likely to…” out of your friends
The Voting Game Adult Card Game, available on Amazon, $24.99
This card game basically asks you to answer “who’s the most likely to…” out of your friends, anonymously – perfect for the next low-key night or pregame. You may also want to check out “Who in the Room” or “Never Have I Ever” in card version.
A set of “Drink Time Continuum” tumblers with prominent thinkers on them
Famous Scientist Tumblers, available on Uncommon Goods, $15
These “Drink Time Continuum” tumblers are illustrated with some of history’s greatest minds, from Albert Einstein to Marie Curie. If your friend loves the intersection of clever wordplay, smarts, and creativity, they’ll probably love – and actually use – these.
The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Culturenik Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson Pyramid Workplace Poster Print, available on Amazon, $9.95
For those that already live by Swanson rules or would put “masonry” and “cabins” as fundamental building blocks in their life.
A nothing-but-edge-pieces brownie baking pan
Baker’s Edge Nonstick Brownie Pan, available on Amazon, $35.95
This is for the visionary who won’t accept the limitations of a regular brownie pan. In a world of these, everyone wins.
Note: This may arrive after Christmas.
A punny and entirely functional umbrella
Raining Men Clear Bubble Dome Umbrella, $24.95
The perfect accessory for days when it’s “raining men.”
A mug with a built-in basketball hoop
Giveback Mug with a Hoop, available on Uncommon Goods, $25
Turn hot chocolate with marshmallows or cereal into a game with this mug made by an eight-year-old kid-preneur. Plus, $5 of every purchase supports an online resource for parents of kids with learning disabilities.
A Dr. Seuss parody reimagined for the working world
Oh, The Meetings You’ll Go To!: A Parody, available on Amazon, $12.19
Laugh. Otherwise, you’ll cry.
A pie dish with a geeky pun baked right in
I eight sum pi dish, available on Uncommon Goods, $45
Do they love puns, math equations, and/or pie? This popular “I eight sum pi” dish is a great intersection of them all.
A to-go sriracha sauce keychain for the hot sauce fiend
Sriracha Sauce Keychain, available on Urban Outfitters, $8
Perfect for the friend who asks for hot sauce before the food has even come out of the restaurant kitchen.
An eerily accurate poster
Coffee Talk Art Print, available on Society6, $22.99
If they’re never further than 45 feet from a coffee pot, they’ll probably appreciate the gallows humor of this spot-on poster.
A tiny fan for the friend who logs 15 minutes per week complaining about the office’s temperature
Fred & Friends Little Big Fan USB, available on Amazon, $20
For the perpetually overheated, grab a small fan they can plug into your computer or laptop for power.
Ceramic takeout-inspired dishes
Take Out Bowls, Set of 2, available on Uncommon Goods, $29.99
Perfect for the friend whose ideal night is staying in. Or the one who says they’re five minutes away when they’re really a mile deep inside a carton of lo mein.
Hilarious, NSFW stories from American history you didn’t learn in school
The United States of Absurdity: Untold Stories from American History, available on Amazon, $13.49
From the creators of the podcast “The Dollop” comes the weird, hilarious, and true untold stories of American history – accompanied by full-page illustrations that bring each historical “milestone” to life.
All the moods of Nicolas Cage on a t-shirt
Headline Shirts Nicholas Cage T-Shirt, available on Amazon, $24
The national treasure of all T-shirts.
A hilarious NSFW card game you can play together
Cards Against Humanity: Red Box, available on Amazon, $20
Most people already have Cards Against Humanity, and this extended “Red Box” version comes with 300 fresh cards to add into the mix (230 white and 70 black). The company also notes that it “transforms your deck of Cards Against Humanity into a better bludgeoning weapon against home invaders.”
A cocktail recipe book that pairs good music with good drinks
Booze & Vinyl: A Spirited Guide to Great Music and Mixed Drinks, available on Amazon, $16.51
Combine two great pastimes into one with a guide of 70 albums from the ’50s through the ’00s, paired with an A-side and B-side cocktail for each one. They’re organized by mood, so they’ll know just what pairing to use .
A mini waffle maker for tiny waffles
Mini Waffle Maker, available on Urban Outfitters, $18
This mini waffle maker is perfect for when they want to make a waffle just for them rather than a whole spread.
A Tile Mate to ring their keys or phone wherever they lost them
Tile Mate with Replaceable Battery, available on Amazon, $15.99
For the friend that has invested far too much money in key duplicates.
Abbi Jacobson’s new book
I Might Regret This: Essays, Drawings, Vulnerabilities, and Other Stuff, available on Amazon, $18.30
This New York Times Bestseller comes from the co-creator and co-star of the hit series “Broad City” – and you can rest assured that if your friends have ever mentioned the show, they’ll love this.
A punny soap opera kitchen sponge holder
Peleg Design Scrubber Holder Soap Opera, available on Amazon, $14.99
Who doesn’t love a good pun? Or cleaner sponges?
A mini flip cup game
Mini Flip Cup Game, available on Uncommon Goods, $40
A good-natured drinking game with friends, but make it tiny. If you’d rather try your pointer finger at Mini Beer Pong, there’s that too for $60.
A funny cookbook made especially for hungover, demoralizing mornings
The Hungover Cookbook, available on Amazon, $7.54
This cookbook was built to handle hangovers – six types of them to be exact. Recipes are tailored to the specific hangover and are bookended by insights into hangover science, quizzes to see if you’re maybe just still drunk, and witty jokes.
A mind-blowing fusion of two beloved foods
Spangler Oreo Flavored Candy Canes, $3.92
Oreo flavored candy canes – because once humans figured out how to make fire and penicillin, they just decided to have fun with it.
A cute loose tea infuser shaped like an animal
Elephant Silicone Tea Infuser, $10.95
Cute, functional, and can be paired with some great loose tea for a “more-is-more” gift.
A Slothmas sweatshirt
RAISEVERN Unisex Funny Print Ugly Christmas Sweater, available on Amazon, from $9.99
Merry Slothmas to all and to all a 20-hour sleep cycle, goodnight.
A plug-in that lets them control the TV and lights from the couch without getting up
Jeeo Smart Wi-Fi PLug, Alexa-Compatible, available on Amazon, $11.99
Give the couch potato people what they want – and that’s the ability to control the lights, TV, stereo, and other appliances without needing to get up from the comfortable spot they fell into.
An extremely fun board game that made Kickstarter history
Exploding Kittens is basically a highly strategic version of Russian roulette with a cat theme. It was the most-backed project in Kickstarter history, and this version is NSFW.
A crowd-pleasing gag gift mug
BigMouth Inc Toilet Mug, available on Amazon, $12.99
This ceramic gag gift mug has become a bit of a mainstay in the genre, and it holds up to 12 ounces of their favorite drink.
A punny mug made by an independent artist
For Fox Sake Mug, available on Society6, $15.99
For the friend who loves puns, has a penchant for swearing, or appreciates a nice ceramic mug that pretty much works like every other.
The sock homage to the iconic DNA diagram
Double Wrapped Helix Sock, $18
If you know someone who would wear socks with the iconic DNA diagram on them, or likes the idea that there’s a code that tells living things how to be what they are, you’re looking at the right gift.
Game night glasses
Game Night Delight Glass Set, available on Modcloth, $15
Festive game night drinks for your next friends night, whether it involves scrabble or not.
A microwavable popcorn popper
Microwave Popcorn Popper, available on Uncommon Goods, $16
Load this microwavable popcorn maker up with kernels and pop it in the microwave for delicious popcorn without the hassle of actually doing the stovetop thing.
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